CLIENT LOVE

Flawless public judgment.

CELEBRITY LOVE

They’re just like us.

From now on, whenever I’m amazed by something I’ll just go, Mike Jacobson!
— Ellen DeGeneres, Host/Comic
What? What! Whattttt? That was insanity.
— Kevin Durant, Phoenix Suns
Come back here. I want you to perform for my mom.
— J.J. Abrams, Director
COME. ON.
My head hurts.
— Anne Hathaway, Actress
Talk about deception...
— General David Petraeus, Former Head of the CIA
Nooooooooooooooo!!
— Aaron Rodgers, Quarterback
Dude, ooowee, that was unreal.
— Joe Jonas, Artist
That’s CRAZY.
— Terry Crews, Host/Athlete
That was awesome. I’m so glad we got you.
— Nick Jonas, Artist
I’m not sure what else to say besides that you are simply incredible.
— Don Cheadle, Actor
I’m like, mesmerized. You are fantastic.
— Sofia Vergara, Actress
You may be my new favorite magician.
— Michael Bloomberg, Philanthropist

LITERAL CLIENT TEXTS

Nothing makes us happier (than immediate post-show texts).